5&5: Giving hope to the backbench Libs

It’s been a big week for Australia and a busy week for the Parliament.

Here’s the 5&5.

BEST

  1. Protected penalty rates

  2. Gender pay gap at an all time low

  3. There’s no place like your first home

  4. We’re working for workers

  5. King strikes gold

WORST

  1. On Australian soil

  2. Cracks in the foundation

  3. Wonka? Wait did you mean…

  4. Hawke happened

  5. Toxically unpopular policy = Deputy Leader

1. On Tuesday, the Prime Minister delivered the news that Iran was behind a number of antisemitic attacks on Australian soil which were designed to cause fear and division in our community. While it’s true no one was injured in these evil attacks, it doesn’t mean people weren’t harmed.

2. Over the weekend, the Government announced that from 1st October, all first home buyers will only need a 5 percent deposit. On Monday, Sussan Ley and the opposition thought it would be a good idea to take aim at the Prime Minister on the same housing announcement, spoiler alert, it was not a good idea. The PM called out the bold move, for most of the time they were in office, they didn't even bother to have a Housing Minister... On the increase to homeownership with a five per cent deposit, Andrew Bragg, the Shadow Minister for Housing, had to say: 'We will work to try to stop these crazy ideas coming into existence.'”

3. Ted O’Brien thought it would be fitting to give Jim Chalmers some advice on managing the budget in Question Time on Monday. You know, the same Ted O’Brien who is the Deputy Leader of an Opposition, and who when in government had nine chances to deliver a surplus and couldn't, and left a trillion dollars of Liberal debt and huge deficits as far as the eye could see. That Ted O’Brien. Jim promptly reminded Ted of our track record but also gave the chamber a real treat at the end, “We will stack up our record on responsible economic management against those opposite's any day, and I hope that these questions continue. When I was told that the member for Fairfax gave a speech about Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, I confess that the word 'Wonka' was almost the word that came to mind!”

4. On Tuesday, Sussan Ley asked the Prime Minister about the contributions and outcomes of our productivity round tables. During the PM’s answer the new Manager of Opposition Business, Alex Hawke rose to his feet, to which the PM immediately responded with “Oh this will be good.” In a very long winded way Hawke, stated his point of order on relevance…to a very broad question… The Speaker had the perfect quip, “Resume your seat. It's not an open mic session, Manager of Opposition Business.” Well just like his predecessor's predecessor, Hawke happened.

5. On Wednesday, Chris Bowen told the house that we had reached a new renewable energy milestone, 40,004 Australian households have installed a cheaper home battery. Ted O’Brien couldn’t help himself from interjecting, but Bowen was too quick, “The Member for Fairfax interjects. I’m not going to have a bad word said about the Member for Fairfax, he’s a role model for those behind him. If you come up with a toxically unpopular policy and fail to sell it to the Australian people, you too could be Deputy Leader of your party.” Game, set, match.

Both the House and the Senate will be back next week.

‘til then,

Tony

PS. In honour of Ted O’Brien showing his colleagues that anyone can be the Deputy Leader of the Libs, here’s Blur, It Could Be You.

Tony Burke